Do you want some sugar cubes? (24)

Hey guys! I am at my 2nd hotel in 2 days! I am in France and I'm going to be in Italy by tomorrow! My day started with  very yummy breakfast at my last hotel, I had bacon, scrambled eggs, hot chocolate and I stole some sugar cubes (I know, I've turned into Finnick Odair). I then did about 6 hours in the car, thank goodness I wasn't driving or I might be dead right now. I've just been to this steak restaurant where there was this really stupid fly that I swear was wasp. There is really bad Wi-Fi signal and I am currently trying to write this whilst playing an online game (it's proving very hard). My brother seems to be dead, wait a sec whilst I go check if he's alive. Yes he is. We (me and my brother) were actually talking about the ASDF movies. If you don't know what they are, they are like really short movies composed of short comic strip made with cartoon like people. They are so funny, in one this guy builds a time machine and he goes past when dinosaurs existed, then a dinosaur steps on him and the dinosaur goes: "I am a stegosaurus". It's really funny, go check it out. Also I don't seem to be doing loads of spelling mistakes like usual, I actually managed to spell stegosaurus right without having to use auto-correct, as I type this I'm doing about 100 mph (Mistakes Per Hour). I have officially finished reading Snakestone, so that's my English homework done. I'll write tomorrow and I will hopefully be in Italy by then!

Diamonds are Muffin's best friends! (23)

Yo yo yo dudes! I am actually currently not at my home, I am in ... Belgium (I think)! I am on my way to Italy. I am going by car even though I get extremely car sick, today I didn't feel queasy for one second so I'm really proud. I will hopefully arrive at my home in Italy on Monday if I don't please call 999 or whatever. I am mostly looking forward to the ice cream. The bad thing is that I'm trying to watch TV and I'm getting a bit distracted because of all the weird words (they don't speak French, they speak Flemish). There's a swimming pool in this hotel and a sauna thingy. I got really scared when I went into it because there was loads of steam so it looked like those rooms where they keep the alien eggs in horror movies. The only DVD that I could watch which I actually like was SpongeBob, yes I had to watch 8 of those episodes, they weren't that bad but my brother wasn't really happy with that decision. Also, when we were waiting for the Eurostar train, I went to burger king to get something to eat (I only had a coffee for breakfast) and when I was coming back I'm afraid I did a Marylin Monroe, I hope that nobody saw but oh well, that's life, sometimes you win the lottery, sometimes you end up making a fool of yourselves. I actually would have liked to be Marilyn Monroe, she must have had diamonds seeing as she wrote that song, Diamonds are a girls best friends or whatever. I will write more tomorrow at my next hotel hopefully but till then, toodlepip!

REBEL AGAINST TIGHTS!!!! (22)

Sorry that I haven't been writing anything recently. Since I last wrote I've had 2 teeth pulled out and a filling (BTW that's not good) and it's almost the Easter holidays. I got my report today and I'm quite happy. The bad news is I'm never going to be a scientist of whatever sort. Also tomorrow is non-uniform day so today was my last day of tights, yay! Mia has now gone through the 3rd stage of German and will be going to ... Cambridge is it? I dunno anymore. I'm going to Italy for the half-term and I am finally going to Gardaland. We've been bombarded with tests and assesments at school so I've been really busy. Last week Berly Doherty came to visit our school: she gave us a talk on ghosts, spooky! And today we had inter form and I had to do Hockey which I hated but oh well. I don't think that I have any other news and I've just realised how fast I'm typing and how I'm spelling about every single word wrong. It was my birthday about 3 weeks ago, have I wrote since then? I got one of those hair curling thingy ma-bobs. They do actually make your hair curly, who would have guessed? School is normally a bore like usual. Today I got to sit at the back of the bus because Taylor and Nina got there first so when the rest of the boys went away and there were only about 3 of them left we just kinda took over, sometimes I wonder if we're ever being mean to them, and sometimes I'm sure we're not. I will report back with news later because I don't have any more in my mind apart from talking about marshmallows but I don't think that that is too important.