I am really sorry! (7)

First of all I am sooooo sorry, I really forgot to wrote yesterday. Oh my gosh, I just realised I didn't even put the joke of the day, well that means I'll put 2 on today! Anyway ... I have been doing a lot of Christmasy things, I am building a present (like a giant one) in Minecraft with my fellow friend MuffinBubble101! I'm going to write more in a while, bye bye.




YESTERDAYS JOKE OF THE DAY:
Q: Why do ghosts live in the fridge?
A: Because it's cool!

THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAYS JOKE OF THE DAY:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oakham
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful!

TODAYS JOKE OF THE DAY
Knock knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow business like show business

Christmas Countdown (6)

Hey everyone, it is the 1st of December!!! Woop Woop! I'll do a countdown to Xmas if you want! Can you please leave a comment if you read my posts! Also if you have a smartphone search in Google Apps for Christmas Countdown!

24 SLEEPS TILL CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Party (5)

I've just finished the Xmas party, for entertainment there was a nice spot of Bingo, YAY! NOT! It was sooo boring, I hope I never do it again. I have nothing else to say but I wanted to put the jokes, also from tomorrow I'm going to do a countdown to Christmas, I'll also do other things to celebrate, maybe some of them with my friends or some on my own. Anyway it should be fun!

TODAY'S JOKE OF THE DAY: By BLU:

Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow and moo?"
A: He was studying foreign languages!"

Xmas is coming! (4)

I hope that most of you have noticed how it is nearly December. That, of course, means that Christmas is near! Today, the last day of November, I had my piano exam. I hope that I have passed, if not, it doesn't matter. But after that, most to the joy of my Pater (BTW: Pater is posh for dad) (BTW: BTW is English for By The Way), we went into a fancy wine shop. After coming home, preparations for the fake Christmas dinner are waiting for us. So I'm writing this waiting for people to come so I can stuff my face with meat and sweets, then feel sick and lie in bed playing on my phone, LOL :). So, I'd really like to now what you will be doing has a countdown for Christmas or any strange Christmas traditions that your family celebrate. Bye bye.

Nothing to see here. Geddit? (3)

So ... I see you have been following me, like, I meant following what I have been writing. I wanted to talk about ... NOTHING! I thought of talking about this because a girl did it as her speech in an English Comp. and I thought it was really interesting. No, seriously, I actually wanted to talk to you about the word nothing. How can it be nothing because when you talk about it you are still talking about something. If you are thinking about nothing, then you are still thinking about something. So really even if you talk about nothing you are talking about something. Am I making sense to you? Anyway, I would really appreciate if you could leave a comment with your feeling about the word NOTHING!

I have also decided to start introducing something called joke of the day, basically I will put a joke every day. You can rate it and maybe suggest some. If I really like them I will probably write them down and put them in one along with your Google account. And don't worry, I won't judge you by what it looks like, because, for example, my account that I'm using right now is my mums so yeah ...
Anyway, to the important stuff.

TODAY'S JOKE OF THE DAY IS: Jimmy and Billy were making a cake, in the recipe it says you need 20 eggs. Billy starts adding them, after 5 eggs Jimmy says to him: "It's a smashing job you're doing there!", Billy ignores him. After 15 eggs Jimmy adds: "I'm glad to see you're not cracking under the pressure!".
When Jimmy comes home his head is covered with eggs, his mum tells him: "What happened darling?", Jimmy answers: "I guess Billy didn't think that my jokes were that Eggcellent!"

Exams End Eclips of Earth! (2)

Hey everyone, I'm back! I got my silver certificate, I know Kelly, I didn't beat you but at least I have one and I bet that Liv is going to get one in a short while! I have my piano exam tomorrow so everyone wish me good luck! Also wish good luck to Liv because she has her trampolining exam and to Kelly because she has her dance exam. Gosh, we are busy girls! I have no idea what to say, it is really difficult, I mean you wouldn't imagine it to be difficult. It might not be difficult seeing has I'm writing or better, typing. I might wright another post just because this has kind of got it's own subject and I want to do 2 other posts because I have 2 other ideas for them. So bye!

Im back, and I have Marshmallows!!!! (1)

Hey guys! You might want to know why I called this "Muffin's Diaries! :3", well, it's my brothers nickname for me. And I thought that the cute/goofy face was funny so, yeah ...
Anyway, I think most of you will be friends from school so, hey Kelly and Liv! Hope that you are going to give me tips on what to talk about! I have no idea what to say, I go to Wirral Grammar School For Girls, it's fine, I mean as fine as a school can be. I'm in yr 7 and I love how we are always cramped in Mondays and Fridays assemblies (NOT!), but I actually really like being the smallest and cutest of the school, and of course we have the most awesome head of year ever, Mrs Joplin. We have quite fun lessons, nothing like the ones in Italy, I absolutely LOVE Biology!!!! I think this is all I'm going to write for now because it's night but I will be asking you what you want me to write and I hope you will follow me. See you later!

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