I want Quaffee (27)

Okay, so I haven't been writing in ages because literally no one reads this and I have no idea why I'm doing this but it helps pass the time, we've had activity week in school :) and it's been all jolly good fun. We were supposed to have sports day today but we didn't because it rained :( I have been given a lot of makeup :) and I seriously think that this is like a list, like on of those that look a bit like this:

GOOD THINGS   ¦      BAD THINGS
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Anyway, I'm not sure if I should keep writing this because has I said there's no point, I might continue because it's good exercise for writing and all that shaz. I also have an obsession for coffee know (not sure why) but I like to keep it American and call it Quaffee. It's getting late so I will write some more possibly tomorrow (?) Byyyyeeee!!!

EXAM, AGAIN!!!! (26)

I haven't been writing in ages and I probably won't be able to write a lot in these next days because... EXAM WEEK!!! If you didn't know most Grammar Schools have exam week, ours is after the half-term holidays so I will have to study all the way through my hols :(
whilst my brother (he finishes his exams before) will be able to have fun with his mates. Talking about him, he's turned into a complete nerd, he's actually making a computer (I know, the real ones with cables and rodents and stuff) fingers crossed it won't explode right away. So yeah, exam week is coming up and everyone is like, freaking out!!!!!!! Well, ok, I might be the only but there has to be at least 1 person who feels the same, right? Oh well, I'll go back to my Art homework even though I've already finished it, I might do extra because #YOLO. I might start adding at least 1 # every post but you guys know it's not gonna happen. So yea, byeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Old Post, New Post (25)

Hi! I was sorting out my files when I came across a post that I had written on word when my internet wasn't working and I want to insert it so it will be right here.


Hello! Yesterday was Chinese New Year so I have had 3 fortune cookies (the fortunes were poo)! Last time I wrote about getting frostbite (well, almost) but there have been more news, I have won the writing competition (ha, has if, I got through the first stage which is only with your class along with Kirsten). In English we have been doing the poem Jabberwocky which is erm .. this isn't a good sign, ah ha, it's interesting (I know I suck at adjectives). I have tidied my bedroom and I expect a gold medal for it (seriously if you saw my bedroom then you would understand). Tomorrow I'm going to a Chinese New Year Party. Yesterday I went to Holdi (It's an Indian restaurant, yeah I know that it was CHINESE new year) because it was my dads birthday!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! Anyway, did you know that the best food in thw whole world is fried rice. No really, it is sooo nice! Anyway Byeeeeeeeee!

Hope you liked it <3

Do you want some sugar cubes? (24)

Hey guys! I am at my 2nd hotel in 2 days! I am in France and I'm going to be in Italy by tomorrow! My day started with  very yummy breakfast at my last hotel, I had bacon, scrambled eggs, hot chocolate and I stole some sugar cubes (I know, I've turned into Finnick Odair). I then did about 6 hours in the car, thank goodness I wasn't driving or I might be dead right now. I've just been to this steak restaurant where there was this really stupid fly that I swear was wasp. There is really bad Wi-Fi signal and I am currently trying to write this whilst playing an online game (it's proving very hard). My brother seems to be dead, wait a sec whilst I go check if he's alive. Yes he is. We (me and my brother) were actually talking about the ASDF movies. If you don't know what they are, they are like really short movies composed of short comic strip made with cartoon like people. They are so funny, in one this guy builds a time machine and he goes past when dinosaurs existed, then a dinosaur steps on him and the dinosaur goes: "I am a stegosaurus". It's really funny, go check it out. Also I don't seem to be doing loads of spelling mistakes like usual, I actually managed to spell stegosaurus right without having to use auto-correct, as I type this I'm doing about 100 mph (Mistakes Per Hour). I have officially finished reading Snakestone, so that's my English homework done. I'll write tomorrow and I will hopefully be in Italy by then!

Diamonds are Muffin's best friends! (23)

Yo yo yo dudes! I am actually currently not at my home, I am in ... Belgium (I think)! I am on my way to Italy. I am going by car even though I get extremely car sick, today I didn't feel queasy for one second so I'm really proud. I will hopefully arrive at my home in Italy on Monday if I don't please call 999 or whatever. I am mostly looking forward to the ice cream. The bad thing is that I'm trying to watch TV and I'm getting a bit distracted because of all the weird words (they don't speak French, they speak Flemish). There's a swimming pool in this hotel and a sauna thingy. I got really scared when I went into it because there was loads of steam so it looked like those rooms where they keep the alien eggs in horror movies. The only DVD that I could watch which I actually like was SpongeBob, yes I had to watch 8 of those episodes, they weren't that bad but my brother wasn't really happy with that decision. Also, when we were waiting for the Eurostar train, I went to burger king to get something to eat (I only had a coffee for breakfast) and when I was coming back I'm afraid I did a Marylin Monroe, I hope that nobody saw but oh well, that's life, sometimes you win the lottery, sometimes you end up making a fool of yourselves. I actually would have liked to be Marilyn Monroe, she must have had diamonds seeing as she wrote that song, Diamonds are a girls best friends or whatever. I will write more tomorrow at my next hotel hopefully but till then, toodlepip!

REBEL AGAINST TIGHTS!!!! (22)

Sorry that I haven't been writing anything recently. Since I last wrote I've had 2 teeth pulled out and a filling (BTW that's not good) and it's almost the Easter holidays. I got my report today and I'm quite happy. The bad news is I'm never going to be a scientist of whatever sort. Also tomorrow is non-uniform day so today was my last day of tights, yay! Mia has now gone through the 3rd stage of German and will be going to ... Cambridge is it? I dunno anymore. I'm going to Italy for the half-term and I am finally going to Gardaland. We've been bombarded with tests and assesments at school so I've been really busy. Last week Berly Doherty came to visit our school: she gave us a talk on ghosts, spooky! And today we had inter form and I had to do Hockey which I hated but oh well. I don't think that I have any other news and I've just realised how fast I'm typing and how I'm spelling about every single word wrong. It was my birthday about 3 weeks ago, have I wrote since then? I got one of those hair curling thingy ma-bobs. They do actually make your hair curly, who would have guessed? School is normally a bore like usual. Today I got to sit at the back of the bus because Taylor and Nina got there first so when the rest of the boys went away and there were only about 3 of them left we just kinda took over, sometimes I wonder if we're ever being mean to them, and sometimes I'm sure we're not. I will report back with news later because I don't have any more in my mind apart from talking about marshmallows but I don't think that that is too important.

Chubby Bunny (21)

Sorry if I didn't write a post last week. So much stuff has been happening. Last Monday my Grandma and Grandad came back from New Zeland (they went there to see my auntie) and they brought back my cousin, Katie! She is so cool and her hair is black but it looks awesome (she's had it dyed every colour apart from green), I was really happy because I've really missed them and now I have people that give me treats. I also have a netball match next Saturday which is always dandy. I have now officially seen Frozen and it's the best movie ever. My mum went to Italy when my grandma came back but she's coming back here this evening and she told me that she is bringing back my Italian grandparents so I'm so excited!!! The most exciting news is that it's my birthday tomorrow. The only thing that I want is a program to record my screen and then upload it on youtube. I would also like some marshmallows and some trifle, omg they should so invent marshmallow trifle. Who would not like that? On Wednesday &Thursday I had a dance show. On Wednesday I only had the dances from dance club but on Thursday I also had my class dance. I was supposed to lift Elise up but I dropped her :( I'm sorry Elise. It was really fun and also quite scary because we danced in front of loads of people. We were also about to go on to do our Beyoncé dance when we heard the music of the dance before us and it was... scary doll music. Me and my friends were so freaked out, we were about to run out of stage if it weren't for our scary dance teacher waiting outside. And apparently (this is what our parents told us when we were finished and we met them) there was a video shown on top of the dancers of a man controlling them like puppets. and that's why I know have nightmares of dolls like Punch and Judy.
I have also tried doing the Chubby Bunny challenge and if some of you don't know it's when you have to put marshmallows in your cheeks (I think 2 at a time) and you have to say Chubby Bunny, you have to keep doing this until you can't say it anymore. You usually d it against someone but I did it by myself because I

Erm... (20)

Hello! It's march so it's nearly my birthday. My birthday is on the 17th so that means that it's on St. Patricks Day. Some of you might think that's cool but that means that everything is usually green and no ones usually free and on the TV they have stupid Irish Movies instead of things like "Hotel Transilvania" or "Hunger Games: Catching Fire". That's all I wanted to say, I did a piano THEORY exam last Wednesday with Mabel so that was jolly good fun! I shall see you later!

I like Converse (19)

I don't know why I keep writing really short posts, it's so annoying. I just wanted to say that the reason that it says on my Google account (Laura Pallaro) is because it's my mums (I mean, I would have never chosen that picture, no offense mom). I wish I had my own Google account but even if I had it means I would have to start the blog all over again and I cannot be bothered to do that, I would also have to come up with a better name and let's face it, that's practically impossible. So I just wanted to say that so no one thinks that I like boots because I prefer Converse :) . See ya! 

Nooooo (18)

It's nearly the end of half-term and I am devastated! It's always so hard getting back up at 7 instead of lounging in bed until like, 11am. Also I have to go back to learning. There's nothing wrong with learning actually it's just how you're supposed to just sit there quietly and do what the teacher tells you to do and it's so boring. But the bright side is that I'll meet my friends again and go to all the fun clubs and have fun lunchtimes in the form room if we don't get kicked out again! I really just wanted to complain about this, nothing else so... bye!

I've been to Belgium! (17)

Hey guys! It's half term so I'm super happy and cheerful. Yesterday I just came back from Belgium. It may seem far but it only takes half a day to get there in car. Although it's not such a good idea to drive to it if you suffer from travel sickness (like I do), but it is fun especially when you can get burger king or KFC and eat it whilst you drive (though you shouldn't be allowed to drive if you're under 18). Anyway if you guys didn't know Belgium is famous for it's Chocolate, Chips, Waffles and Beer. So it's not the healthiest place to be. But there are loads of other stuff to eat, I think (I only really ate those but instead of beer I had coke). So if you ever have time, just take a quick trip to Belgium (we only stayed there for 3 days). Bye bye!

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Easthem, Eastham I dunno (16)

Hey guys!!! Last week I went to Easthem woods (I think that's how you spell it). But today ther was the French, Spanish and German spelling bee stage 2. I did not get through :( , but ... Mia did!!! So well done Mia I hope you enjoy going to Manchester WITHOUT ME! Just kidding I'm not angry with you, I am soo happy for you. Tomorrow is Valentines day (ugh) but it's also the last day of school before half term! I really need a brake, you do not know the type of homework that we've been getting (it's not only me saying this, or is it?). I've realised that I haven't wrote about the "Acid Accident". Basically the Monday before this one, in Chemistry, some girls got acid on them at the start of the lesson during an experiment but we though it was Alkali so we didn't do anything. Long story short : they went to the hospital, got some checks but now they're fine. Nothing else has been going on really, it might just be that I'm forgetful. I'll try and write every weekend or more but I don't have that much time with all the clubs and stuff and cake-eating things. Oh well, I hope I survive school. Bye bye,


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Burleydam, Burleydam, oooh Burley-Burleydam 2 (15)

Hi guys! Last time I promised you that I would be putting more pictures online to show you what I got up to. There are way too many pictures to put all on so I'll put the ones that I preferred the most. I am really sorry for you because I only  took pics of the most fashionable thing ever. There were loads of cool scarfs and bracelets and stuff so if you want to see them just go to the Burleydam Garden Centre in Little Sutton CH66 something, and please do because they always have loads of cool stuff (including fabulous puddings like cheesecake or rocky road and hot chocolate with cream).

 

 

 

 

 

 

There was one last one which I want to show you, notice how happy this manikin looks.



Burleydam, Burleydam, Oooh Burley-Burleydam (14)

Last Sunday I went to ze Burleydam if you hadn't guessed by the title. I actually did some photos so I will show some of them to you. I also seem to be spelling everything wrong even though you can't notice because I'm correcting myself (by me I mean auto-correct). 
I saw so many cute things but don't worry I didn't take pictures of all of them (I only did about 99.9%).

 

The frog is actually a light

You see everyone needs a scary animal to wake up to in the morning.

 

 

 

 

Aw, doesn't this fit in the Valentines Day mood :3

 

 

 

 

This is all for today, I will upload more pictures tomorrow or later just so I don't make this post too long. Hope you enjoyed! 

I have frostbite (not really) (13)

Hello everybody! Sorry if I haven't been writing recently but you know how forgetful I am. Anyway, last Sunday I went for a walk. Now, there is nothing wrong with walks, just as long as I don't freeze to death and get frostbite. This is what my parents told me when the said "Do you want to go for a walk, what about Chester?" and I was fine with Chester. Chester's lovely with all the shops and statue people but no, this is were they actually took us: WALES!. If most of you don't know the difference between Wales and Chester then, just no. But we went there and I was freezing but we finally came home and it was alright. But I still did not appreciate it. Anyway I'll write another short post later.


PARENT WARNING: There is a difference between Chester and Wales.

Toodley Pip! (12)

Hey guys, sorry that I haven't been writing lately, a few weeks ago it was XMAS!!!! Did you get good prezzies? I did, I had a wonderful time and I hope that everyone else did as well. School as been given us soo much homework, I barely have time to do it (it totally isn't because I always play on the PC ;)! ). Also ... IT'S 2014!!! So Happy New Year Everyone!! I know that I wrote this in the last post but I still can't get over it! Did anyone have fireworks? I did. It was quite fun (plus you get a little taste of alcohol). I don't really know what else to write, I'll try to write posts frequently but nothing really happens anymore. Toodle Pip!  

Breakfast Film Disaster (11)

Yesterday me and my brother wanted to watch a film. Because it was nearly 10:00 pm my dad said it was too late (WHAT!!! Ok it's late for normal school days but this is the holidays for Pete's sake). So anyway, my mom, who really wanted to watch a film and make us all happy, loving children, said that we could watch a film in the morning. We all thought this was a very good idea even though we've never done this before. So the next morning (today) I woke up and went downstairs and my mum had made Muffin's (quite ironic, I ate two) and cake and other stuff which I thought was really nice of her. We were all waiting for my brother but he wouldn't come downstairs so we called him but he said that we could start without him. We chose "PARANORAMN" (a really big mistake), little did we know (Ok, I might have forgotten this) that my brother had already watched this and when he came downstairs he was shouting that he had already watched this and that we didn't wait for him (Why do I have to live with him, like seriously what have I ever done that was so bad). It was quite good but we ended having a row about how I still had to do 40 mins of piano (my skin is starting to look red and come off from my thumb, it hurts). So that is all that has been happening in my life, later Will and Mabs will be over but I probably will write some more. Bye, bye

Bakin' Banks (10)

Today I had to go to the bank, I opened a new bank account and put MONEY in it. I feel so grown up. Afterwards I went to the Burleydame Garden Centre. We were supposed to go there only for Christmas Music CD's but we ended up buying sweets and looking at sheds. It was fine. Tomorrow my good friend Will and Mabel are coming over so I won't be able to write as much but I will try to write a quick post in the morning or maybe with them. I'm gonna go and I'm going to write some more later so, toodles!!!

Money, Money, Money !!! (9)

Well, after dinner my parents called me and my brother for a "Family Meeting". If you don't know family meetings are like this thing when you talk about boring family stuff whilst whishing that you could be in your room playing on you pc/listening to music/sleeping/doing homework (well no one would choose this)/ dancing or whatever you want to do. So I thought that we were going to talk about the next time that we're going to see my Auntie or something but surprisingly my dad said that he will start giving us pocket money again. Now if you know my dad you will probably be falling of your chair or settee or wherever you are right now. Anyway, he said that he will give us £10 every month plus the £15 for our phone contracts. I was like, OMG! But there was a catch, we have to help X(. We have to do chores and stuff which I think we shouldn't be doing at our age but we seem to have different ideas. So, yeah... I just wanted to share that painful thing at the back of my head that wants to make me cry and is trying to ruin my life with you because I am such a nice person and I want you to be able to enjoy my pain. Or just laugh at me and go "HA SUCKER!". Both options are fine with me (though I would prefer if you chose the first one). But anyways, BBYE!!!

2014 and we're still beautiful! (8)

Hey guys! Sorry if I haven’t been writing as much. There was this weird problem with my PC and it wouldn’t connect to any Wi-Fi, also I needed my mum’s password for her Google account. But at least I am back and working. I am currently writing this on a word document because I can’t connect to a Wi-Fi but as soon as I get it fixed I’ll copy and paste this and put it on my blog. There was this really freaky thing that had happened a couple of days ago. My friend told me that she’d searched my blog and one of the suggestions was Alice’s Diaries. We didn’t know who it was but it was talking about my blog and it had a link to it. Also it talked about all my school stuff so we knew it was someone from our form. The only thing is no one is called Alice in our form so it was pretty much a mystery. Don’t worry, we’ve worked out who it is know, I will put a link to the blog because I really like it. Anyway, it’s been Christmas and it’s also a NEW YEAR!!! I got loads of cool stuff, including some lip balm, and we totally rocked on New Year’s Eve. But I know that most of you will be thinking of New Years Resolution. See I don’t have any because I’m so perfect (translation: I don’t have any because I can’t be bothered to work out the many things I’m doing wrong in life.) but as the loving and caring person I am, I’d like to know about YOUR resolutions. Is it “I won’t eat any more chocolate for breakfast” or “I won’t sneak out to meet my friends so often”. Or is it just I’ll do more of this and less of that? I really want to know so I can put them to use in my life. It’s all for now because I have to go for a walk. But I’ll write some more later. Cheerio!

 

 http://alicesdiariess.blogspot.co.uk/   My friend ALICE's diaries, check it out :3