Nothing to see here. Geddit? (3)

So ... I see you have been following me, like, I meant following what I have been writing. I wanted to talk about ... NOTHING! I thought of talking about this because a girl did it as her speech in an English Comp. and I thought it was really interesting. No, seriously, I actually wanted to talk to you about the word nothing. How can it be nothing because when you talk about it you are still talking about something. If you are thinking about nothing, then you are still thinking about something. So really even if you talk about nothing you are talking about something. Am I making sense to you? Anyway, I would really appreciate if you could leave a comment with your feeling about the word NOTHING!

I have also decided to start introducing something called joke of the day, basically I will put a joke every day. You can rate it and maybe suggest some. If I really like them I will probably write them down and put them in one along with your Google account. And don't worry, I won't judge you by what it looks like, because, for example, my account that I'm using right now is my mums so yeah ...
Anyway, to the important stuff.

TODAY'S JOKE OF THE DAY IS: Jimmy and Billy were making a cake, in the recipe it says you need 20 eggs. Billy starts adding them, after 5 eggs Jimmy says to him: "It's a smashing job you're doing there!", Billy ignores him. After 15 eggs Jimmy adds: "I'm glad to see you're not cracking under the pressure!".
When Jimmy comes home his head is covered with eggs, his mum tells him: "What happened darling?", Jimmy answers: "I guess Billy didn't think that my jokes were that Eggcellent!"